Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Plane Trip

Three old black ladies were preparing for their
first plane flight.

The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but
I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis
flight."

"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down
and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey
gonna find me first."

The second lady says, "Well, I'm gonna wear me some
fluorescent orange
panties."

"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.

The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes
down and I'm floating
butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."

The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to
wear any panties at all."

"What, no panties?!" the others said in disbelief.

"Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing
any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first
thing they always looks for is da black box."

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