Thursday, February 09, 2006

PMS Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.


We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big $#%$#@% red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.