The Plane Trip

Three old black ladies were preparing for their
first plane flight.

The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but
I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis
flight."

"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down
and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey
gonna find me first."

The second lady says, "Well, I'm gonna wear me some
fluorescent orange
panties."

"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.

The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes
down and I'm floating
butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."

The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to
wear any panties at all."

"What, no panties?!" the others said in disbelief.

"Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing
any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first
thing they always looks for is da black box."

My Last Post......

I'm happy to say this will be my last post.

Things have been a bit tough today and life is getting
shorter and shorter every day. I want to take time and
smell the roses. So I am going to quit posting jokes....
and travel full time with a biker gang to see the country
and enjoy life while I still can. Don't worry about me - they
Are all like really nice people. It has been nice posting for
you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Below is a picture of my new biker gang......see y'all later! :)

Pizza Anyone???????

http://www.aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf